Things not to do when you have to work the next morning at 8am and it’s your friend Travis’ birthday:
drink a Gordon’s vodka martini
eat salad without protein for supper
Tonight:
Eat something horribly bad for me as tomorrow begins spring renewal/spiritual awakening/start running/get healthy days.
Seriously. It’s time.
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gordon is a jerk, believe me.
he's a mean jerk. he's a jerk who lulls you into a sense of false security, cooing sweet nothings in your ear and then WHAM! he beats the shit out of you, kicks you out of the apartment and steals all your money.
that's what i think of gordon.
whoa.
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