"and the winners all go home with a big piece of jewelry"

What not to do when making Mexican Pork Chili:
Sear a big piece of pork shoulder on a stove without a vent
Attempt to flip a big piece of pork shoulder by yourself
Peek at a big piece of pork shoulder while it’s roasting

What to do when making Mexican Pork Chili:
Drink pineapple mojitos
Watch Wall-E
Be cool

What to do when eating Mexican Pork Chili:
Drink good beer (the IPA in the spring Magic Hat sampler is darn good)
“Watch” the Superbowl with geeks who talk about Star Trek
Watch the Superbowl with a sports fan who bet you the Steelers would win by 24 points

Lessons learned from Superbowl Sunday 2009:
Make Mexican Pork Chili
A grease burn on one’s neck can always be covered by a sweet tat
There is no end to hilarious homoerotic overtones in football